No awkward lesbian experiences without me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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