Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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