yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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