Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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