Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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