didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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