Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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