Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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