she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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