So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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