You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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