Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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