She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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