Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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