yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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