i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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