i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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