alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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