Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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