Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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