on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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