Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
