Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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