No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize