i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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