didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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