Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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