oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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