so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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