I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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