she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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