tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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