I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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