They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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