PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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