Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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