butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
