what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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