How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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