im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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