I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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