I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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