i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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