Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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