i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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