You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my phone needs a breathalizer
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
