gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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