Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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