How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
