i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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