1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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