I just saw a hot homeless man
I cannot find my penis.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is Oprah even human
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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