let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
