The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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