Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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