I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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